Meow Of The Ched

Cheese tax collector - open the fridge, pay the tax. Silent stare, iron policy

Why it's purr-fect:
– Sharp black-on-white print with just the right amount of mischief
– Unisex cut that fits true to size — go with your regular or size up for a looser vibe
– Pre-shrunk, midweight fabric that stays crisp after the wash
– Sizes run from S to 2XL:
• Chest: 71–122 cm (28–48 in)
• Length: 46–66 cm (18–26 in) — for fridge-watchers and charcuterie stalkers

You don’t wear this shirt — it wears you until the debt is settled.